Installing Love

Tech Support: Yes ma'am.... How can i help you?

Customer: Well, after much consideration, I've decided to install Love. Can you guide me through the process?

Tech Support: Yes, I can. Are you ready to proceed?Well, I'm not very technical but i think I'm ready. What do I do first? The first step is to open your Heart. Have you located your Heart ma'am?

Customer: Yes, but there are several other programs running now. Is it okay to install Love while they are running?

Tech Support: What programs are running?

Customer: Lets see, I have Past Hurt, Low Self Esteem,Grudge and Resentment running right now.

Tech Support: No problem. Love will gradually erase Past Hurt frm your current operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory, but it'll no longer disrupt other programs. Love will eventually override Low Self-Esteem with a module of its' own called High Self-Esteem. However, you have to completely turn off Grudge and Resentment. Those programs prevent Love from being properly installed. Can you turn those off ma'am

Customer: I don't know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?

Tech Support: With pleasure. Go to your start menu and invoke forgiveness. Do this as many times as necessary until Grudge and Resentment are completely erased.

Customer: Okay, done! Love has started installing itself. Is that normal?

Tech Support: Yes, but remember that you have only the base program. You need to begin connecting to other Hearts in order to get the upgrades.

Customer: OOps! I have an error message. It says, "Error - program not running on external components." What should I do?

Tech Support: Don't worry, ma'am. It means that the Love program is set up to run on Internal Hearts, but has not yet been run on your Heart. In non-technical terms, it simply means you have to Love yourself before you can Love others.

Customer: So, what should I do?

Tech Support: Can you pull down Self-Acceptance, then click on the following files: Forgive Self; Realise your Worth; Acknowledge Your Limitation.

Customer: Okay, done.

Tech Support: Now copy them to the "My Heart" directory. The system will overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching faulty programming, Also, you need to delete Verbose Self-Criticism from all directories and empty your Recycle Bin to make sure it is completely gone and never comes back.

Customer: Got it. Hey, My Heart is filling up with new files! Smile is playing on my monitor, and Peace and Contentment are copying themselves all over My Heart. Is this normal?

Tech Support: Sometimes. For others, it takes a while, but eventually everything gets it at the proper time. So Love is installed and running. One more thing before we hang up. Love is Freeware. Be sure to give it and its various modules to everyone you meet. They will in turn share it with others and return some cool modules back to you.

Customer: I promise to do just that. By the way, what's your name?

Tech Support: Just call me Divine Cardiologist, also known as the Great physician, or simply "AM". Most people feel all they need is an annual check-upto stay heart-healthy. But the manufacturer (ME) suggests a daily maintenance schedule for maximum Love efficiency.


Notes: Copyright of some IT geek who sent me damn long ago...

5.15am

Sometime a reasonable amount consumption of alcohol is a bliss as it makes me reminisced about my past hurt, ridiculous conflicts I gone through, the happy times I had throughout my life up to present time but I'd like to stressed that that the most significant thing ever happen to me was meeting you.

Thinking about how we met up is totally awkward but we sort of weathered da 'storm' to a status of what we are now. If you were to ask me if I regretted anything in life and would I want to take a time machine to return to the past in order to rectify any dumb or wrongdoings I had made.

I would proudly and without hesitation decline that statement as I know in da quest of making things too perfect, there would be a risk involved and I'd not have known this lovely lass by the name of Kei Ching Chow @ Kutu Seremban =') Therefore it's simply not a risk worth taking.....